How could you do this to a fellow blonde?

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've kidnapped you. " She then wrote a note saying, "I've
kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the
playground. Signed, A Blonde. " The Blonde then pinned the note to the
kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was
sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found
the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow
Blonde? "

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